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Frell This Dren.

26. Female. I can be witty at times. Maybe even intelligent. But don't expect too much, I'm too capricious to be reliable. You'll find Farscape, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, randomness, and all the feels associated with those fandoms. On the bright side, I'm quite nice. I promise.


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Yeah. I know. He’s brilliant, isn’t he?




So. This is Blaise’s Halloween costume. The Doctor. Yep. That’s my boy. He’s been a Whovian since he could say ‘Doctor’. 


This is the main thing I’m proud of as a parent. Well…so far. 


He ran to us and collapsed on the ground screaming “I’VE BEEN SHOT!”




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My Love wrote these down so I would know what I missed when I woke up. It’s too brilliant not to share. But you don’t have to read it.

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smitethesleepingworldawake:

I caught the offspring eating a Listerine breath strip this morning. He’s four.

Me (in a soft, pleading voice): Please don’t do that. Those are like medicine.

Offspring: And I could get hurt?

Me: Yes…

Offspring: And I could die?

Me: … Well…

Offspring: Like Sherlock?

Me: … Um. Not quite…

Offspring: Like on Supernatural?

Me: Er… Nevermind. Just quit eating the fecking things.






  • Offspring: Well. I gotta go see my friend.
  • Me: All right. Now? Something wrong?
  • Offspring: I gotta make sure he doesn't have black eyes.
  • Me: ....
  • Offspring: If he has black eyes, I gotta kill him. (jumps off the porch and 'goes to his friends')
  • Me: ...You can't kill your friend.
  • Offspring: (yelling at the top of his lungs over his shoulder) YES I CAN. I HAVE TO KILL HIM IF HE HAS BLACK EYES. YOU KNOW. LIKE ON SUPERNACHO.
  • The Neighbors having a barbeque outside: What?! (crazy laughter)
  • Me: ....
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Like on Supernatural?
  • Offspring: NO SUPERNACHO. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.



  • Offspring: Mommy, I have to go vacuum.
  • Partner: Yes, we have to vacuum the living room.
  • Offspring: NO. Mommy, I have to vacuum the TARDIS.
  • Partner: ...
  • Offspring: ...
  • Partner: Okay. We will. But first we have to-
  • Offspring: NO I HAVE TO VACUUM THE TARDIS IT'S IMPORTANT. NOW.
  • Partner: ...okay.

One of the greatest parts of my day?

Listening to my three year old make farting noises with his mouth and laughing his ass off.